Word verification fun...

I love trying to pronounce the word verification that pops up when commenting on others' blogs.  Many times the words are just jibberish, but sometimes they are relateable.  I figured I would try my hand at coming up with definitions for ten WVs that popped up.  For fun, I also ordered them in a Top Ten style.  This could be a trainwreck, as are most of my attempts at humor.

Honorable mention:


A tasty beverage and, as I found out when I googled "shasta", a mountain.



#10.

A word that can't be said without giggling.  Seriously, try it.




#9. 

A shay is a two wheeled, one-horse, one-passenger French carriage.  Therefore, a bungshay must carry an asshole.  Therefore, a bungshay is also a French carriage.


#8.


My arm muscles.  You may have biceps, but I am lazy.




#7.


To scare with taxes.




#6.

Dudes that are scary. (yeah, real creative, right?)




#5.

The opposite of scarimen.




#4.

The spousal quality most desired by husbands.




#3.

The Orioles, Royals, Twins, Nationals, Cubs, and Astros. Ah, what the hell...the Mets, too. 



#2.


That feeling you get after you pay a bunch of money to see the Mets lose at home.  Yes, you've just been citifisted.



and the unanimous #1:


The "g" is silent.  Fred Wilpon is a diougshe.




Well, that was fun.