I guess I'll have to settle for Dickey vs. Wang

So, it turns out the updated matchups have Santana pitching against the Yankees on Friday.  That means 1) I don't get to see him go for his second no-no in a row, and 2) he's probably not going to be throwing his second no-no in a row. 

The good thing is I get to see the rare phallic matchup of

Dickey vs. Wang

Sometimes, things just work out.