Woohoo, Gint-A-Cuffs is ON baby! If you don't know what it is, and you regularly purchase a box of Allen & Ginter, go check it out. It's a great time!
Abreu is batting .302 through 40 games with the Dodgers this season. That brings me to my next point: When the F did he join the Dodgers? ...yeah, yeah...I know...40 games ago. I would have bet money that he was retired.