Word Verification: The Naughty Files

It's box break intermission time!

A while back, I went through some of the funnier word verifications I've come across. Now, interrupt the box breaks for a special message:

Close the curtain, lock the door, the squeamish should look away. It's time for the Naughty File!

Before I get to the stuff I've been collecting, I gotta show the most recent. It should set the tone for the post.  I picked this one up on SewingMachineGuy's blog the other day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're probably getting the feeling that this will be a little dirty.

 

 

 

...not your teat - mateat!

 

 

 

 

 

...The main feature of my action figure. Works well with the kung-fu grip.

 

 

 

 

 

...an Asian man's guilty pleasure?

 

 

 

 

 

Don't open the bathroom door, I'm dookin!

 

 

 

 

 

Diarrhea...the unterd.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes, things just sound dirty...and sticky.

 

 

 

 

 

Dude, I tried to tell you before you took her home.

 

 

 

 

 

 

...it beats spooning.

 

 

 

 

...That's not what your wife means when she says, "could you give me a hand?".

 

 

 

 

 

She was drunk, so I...

 

 

 

 

 

In my defense, I never claimed this site to be family-friendly.