I'm just thankful that, as part of his final wishes, I received this trade package.
It's fairly obvious this was a cry for help. I mean, he sent some Nationals (Expos) and some Mets (the team that killed him) and and imploring BJ Upton who is desperately hoping we "catch" the killer. The clues are all there, people.
The Nationals (Expos) relic in the middle appears blood-soaked.
I will not stop until Bobby Parnell is brought to justice! In the name of BA Benny, I will carry on! Wait, there's something else in the package...
I take back everything I said. BA Benny, you suck.