A while back, I went through some of the funnier word verifications I've come across. Now, interrupt the box breaks for a special message:
Close the curtain, lock the door, the squeamish should look away. It's time for the Naughty File!
Before I get to the stuff I've been collecting, I gotta show the most recent. It should set the tone for the post. I picked this one up on SewingMachineGuy's blog the other day.
You're probably getting the feeling that this will be a little dirty.
...not your teat - mateat!
...The main feature of my action figure. Works well with the kung-fu grip.
...an Asian man's guilty pleasure?
Don't open the bathroom door, I'm dookin!
Sometimes, things just sound dirty...and sticky.
Dude, I tried to tell you before you took her home.
...it beats spooning.
...That's not what your wife means when she says, "could you give me a hand?".
She was drunk, so I...
In my defense, I never claimed this site to be family-friendly.