Sunday, December 18, 2011

On the Seventh Day of Cardmas, My Mistress Gave To Me...

7 Tebows Tebowing,

6 Drafty Crabtrees,
5 Colored Rings,
4 Hopping Hoopsters,
3 Boring Bowmans,
2 Chromey Footballs,
And A Value Pack of Topps Chrome.

7 packs of 2010 Press Pass.  To be fair, the two red ones are Sam Bradford.  But, who cares about him, Tebow is the only football entity that matters.  Yes, entity.  He is beyond a player.  At least, that's how it seems these days.

No Tebows.  Boo.

TEBOW!!! Look at him there all sexy like.  Te-licious.  How bad is the Big East? So bad that they had to choose Danario Alexander of Missouri for the All-Big East team.  At least, that's what Press Pass would have you think.  For those of you who are boring lifeless souls that don't follow college football, the joke is that Missouri is not in the Big East.  There, you made me kill the fun for everyone else because you don't watch college football...thanks, much appreciated.

Banner Season inserts.  Let's do a little sanity check. 

Jahvid Best's Banner Season, according to the back, was in his sophomore year.  He ran for 1500+ yards, ok.  What banner did he raise? 2008 Emerald Bowl Champion.  Awesome, let's design all insert sets around a random previous season where the team won the Emerald Bowl. 

As for Ryan Mathews, they at least chose the most recent year, 2009, and highlighted his 1800 yards, which is impressive.  What banner did he raise? Runner-up in the New Mexico Bowl.  Sweet.  But, tell me this...where do they hang the banner? Last time I checked, outdoor college football stadiums don't have rafters.  Weird.

Each pack has a blue foil parallel, where all the silver foil has been made blue, hence blue foil parallel.

TEBOWGASM!!!  I got the blue parallels of the base, Heisman, and Maxwell cards.  And he's wearing the blue jersey in each one.  Holy Teblue! What are the chances!!!

I Tebowed in my car when I saw these. Total book value (aka irrelevant arbitrary number) of the blues: $18 That's insane.

Everything is for trade...especially the mancrushes Tebows.  I've seen a lot of people say that they're collecting Tebow, so I doubt these will stay long.

1 comment:

Kevin said...

I will send you a Marcus Vick Finest rookie for the blue Tebow base