A good start, but my suggestion:
...for free...because I was the first Hokie fan to comment. He also mentioned that he loves VT's dining. In case you don't know, VT regularly ranks in the Top 10 for dining in the country. I miss a million things about Tech. Biscuits 'n Gravy on a snowy morning and London Broil on Thursday nights are among most missed. So, Kevin is a good guy in my book, and that Eddie Royal cards is crazy cool. Thanks Kevin!
Ok, just for good measure, here's a rip on UVA. Hampton (the city I live in), Newport News, Poquoson, Yorktown, Williamsburg, etc. make up "the Peninsula" in Virginia. My wife once joked that the Peninsula is like Virginia's penis. Stay with me. If you look at a map, midway between the Peninsula and Charlottesville (home of UVA) is a little town called Goochland (Justin Verlander went to Goochland High School). Stay with me. So, if the Peninsula is Virginia's penis, and Virginia's gooch is midway between the Peninsula and UVA, then by definition, UVA must be Virginia's anus.