Two words. Noochie Varner. I had never heard that name in my life until I read this post. I then thought, "wow, that's an odd name." About a half-hour later, I started working on this post. When looking for something interesting about Sexson, I read that Noochie was a "player to be named later" that was traded to the Diamondbacks along with Sexson. That's just weird.