Twenty Packs Plus a Hit - Part 4 of 13

You are the Gypsy Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen 

Gypsy Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine 

You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life 

See that girl, watch that scene, digging the Gypsy Queen

Yeah, not really digging the Gypsy Queen.

I hate when a player's first initial + last name make a word, and Topps doesn't take advantage of it.  Ok, so maybe I don't hate it.  REally, this is the first time I've thought about it.  It would be funny if the card just said Chart.  Still not as funny as Apujols.

Weird pitcher face.

Weirder pitcher face.

Moustache pitcher face.  Winner winner chicken dinner where some of the chicken and probably some mashed potatoes get stuck in your moustache.

This card gets way better if you pretend he's dancing instead of pitching.

The dictionary definition of "underwhelming card":
 A card featuring a Tampa Bay Devil Ray in 2003.  See also 2012 Gypsy Queen Vance Worley Mini.


How can a base set be so bad while the inserts are so good?