Tuesday, September 16, 2014
The Pros and Cons of Magic
I want to talk to you about the pros and cons of magic. Of course, I'm referring to the professionals and convicts that can be found in a blaster of 2012 Topps Magic.
Andrew Luck, Robert Griffin III, Matt Ryan, Eli Manning, and LeSean Mccoy are professionals. Sorry Arian Foster, you were arrested in college following a fight at a night club.
Christian Ponder is a professional, and that is a great looking card.
Brady and Tebow have to be pretty far down the list of guys that are likely to commit a crime. Professionals without a doubt.
Doug Martin is very much a professional. He's also quite enchanting according to this card.
Michael Vick...hmmm...tough to say....yeeeahhh...
DeSean Jackson plead guilty to disturbing the peace as part of a plea deal, so this card is completely screwed.
DUI, DUI, Marijuana. This box is taking a bad turn.
The rest of the minis to close out the blaster:
Malcolm Floyd, Mario Williams, Prince Amukamara, Mark Ingram, James Casey, and Marques Colston are all clean. Sanchez was arrested in college, though the charges were dropped. He still faced team discipline. The buttfumble was straight criminal.
20%, you know what that means...
Actually you don't know what that means. Neither do I.
I'm not going to stop watching the NFL. As long as those who commit crimes are punished in accordance with the law, I don't really care what the league does.